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　　在喜玛拉雅山长大的亚星（郑中基）练有一身瑜伽好功夫，某日奉父母之命下山参加印度西施家族举办的瑜伽选夫比赛的途中，被恨嫁的大家姐（应采儿）缠住。为了阻止亚星参加比赛，大家姐想出把他变成人见人厌的坏小子的狠招，不想联合三大恶人也没能将亚星改变，不甘心之下，大家姐又找来以坏混世的大胆叔叔（吴镇宇）。　　可惜大胆叔叔与朋友惊青舅父（刘青云）及其两个外甥已不幸被印度催眠术催眠，连自己是谁都不再晓得，然而亚星总算找到了领门人，赌场的两头神蛇把他教成了沉迷于赌博和吸毒的坏小子，此时，大家姐发现还是原来的亚星比较好，决定陪其一同喝下“印度神奇油”回到从前。

　　Joe is an Alien on Earth. At least that is what his father told him before he died when Joe was eleven. He finds it difficult to adjust, and to find a compatible girl friend

　　In a dream Uncle Jack looks through a magic telescope owned by the ghost of a hermit and sees what life was like millions of years ago, including a battle between prehistoric monsters.

一名对父亲误解深重的女儿（严正岚饰），在父亲性命垂危时决定「观落阴」，试图唤回父亲灵魂，并意图将千万家产据为己有。